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celebrate my trial by hurricanes with a Red Tide at the beach bar. 

Ya’ll can talk amongst yourselves on my request and get back to me.

I just hope the next book is a wee tad easier to promote.  ~ Cindy Cruciger

Dear Readers,

Just over 30,000 of you were kind enough to buy my book during the months of September through December of 205.  My editor tells me she printed 64,000 copies.  I need each of you to talk a friend into buying a copy so I can get out of the 8000 dollar reserve hole I’ve been buried in. 

I did my part.  I came out from under Hurricane Katrina for my first

book signing in the Keys.  I flew into Ft. Lauderdale and drove South into the teeth of Hurricane Rita after my book signing in California.  The charity dinner I spoke at sold 130 books just before Wilma sent a tornado ripping over my house. 

Glendale rewarded me with chocolates in February and now … two weeks before the storms start turning and burning my way, I am going to

I have seen the engine driving the world of publishing and it is none other than Douglas Adams’ Bistromatic Drive, which tames the

chaotic Infinite Improbability Drive by exploiting the irrational mathematics used by waiters in calculating

restaurant bills.  He explains all this in his book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  Many of you will recall that I was unable to

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